Letters to Asmodeus 16
He's back again with terrible terrible advice. When you don't know what to do with your life, unlife, pets, friends, or enemies there is only one amoral vampire to ask: Asmodeus! Remember you can ask him questions of your very own via twitter @Friendotfamily!
Just please don't follow his advice.
Read by Asmodeus, an actual vampire we've 'hired' to answer your questions
Music by Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.com Jazz Brunch